Tuesday, April 14, 2009

MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE COP

MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE COP….

IT WAS a bright and shiny day with a little breeze …… I and my friend was coming from some place and as a habit of mine and him tooo;; we were not wearing a helmet, I don’t know why we do such type of things but I think we feel some type of prestige not to wear a helmet….;;;;so we were going on the road and accidentally met a police man near by the road ; I don’t know from where they came from or they just appear like the mythological shows gods in front of us….. he stopped us and asked …… bhaiya where is ur helmet as I was on the back seat of the bike I said arey sirji bas we are coming from a near place and we just live here only…… policeman said who sab thik hai ( that’s all ok ) but where is ur helmet;;; I thought ajj toh lag gayi challan kateh ga… ( we have to pay fine)

He again asked us what ur father do first to my fri and then to me… I said his father is a lawyer and mine a income tax officer ……..police man said and wht u people will be doing in life… I in a sarcastic manner said we want to be a police man…… he laughed and said arey yaar jaooo ;;;; kabhi yeh mat karna bahut hi jandh naukhri hai areh bhaiya aab log jaooo koi baaaat nahin jaooo ( u must go and leave and don’t become a police man in life ever )
I laughed at the whole incident and laughed …….

But cant get that on what reasons he left me and my friend and didn’t fined us…


That was on incident that in whole of my memories I rem most….hahahahhahah

Saturday, April 11, 2009

i dont want 2 go to school





MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.


"SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.


"MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.


"MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.


" SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"**********




************MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.


Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."