maruti

Maruti a brand in itself that even it becom a surname of ppl ppl use
to call maruti wale , sharma ji maruti wale

And even everybody is sumwhr related to maruti.

Whn I use to sit and start talking about maruti. I usually saw or
experince that everyone sitting over der hav some story with maruti .
Even some ppl hav adventurous stories some relious and some have
relational stories

But its a gud fun some or other way we relate to maruti and our
experiences mixed with others

Maruti is also the one of the name of hindu religion gods' name I.e Hanumanji

Maruti car has seen generation in our country with ultimate monopoly
in its segment

Maruti had faced govt changes atmospehere changes changes and growth both

Even I have best time with maruti
My first kiss 
My first accident..
My long drives

MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE COP

MY ENCOUNTER WITH THE COP….

IT WAS a bright and shiny day with a little breeze …… I and my friend was coming from some place and as a habit of mine and him tooo;; we were not wearing a helmet, I don’t know why we do such type of things but I think we feel some type of prestige not to wear a helmet….;;;;so we were going on the road and accidentally met a police man near by the road ; I don’t know from where they came from or they just appear like the mythological shows gods in front of us….. he stopped us and asked …… bhaiya where is ur helmet as I was on the back seat of the bike I said arey sirji bas we are coming from a near place and we just live here only…… policeman said who sab thik hai ( that’s all ok ) but where is ur helmet;;; I thought ajj toh lag gayi challan kateh ga… ( we have to pay fine)

He again asked us what ur father do first to my fri and then to me… I said his father is a lawyer and mine a income tax officer ……..police man said and wht u people will be doing in life… I in a sarcastic manner said we want to be a police man…… he laughed and said arey yaar jaooo ;;;; kabhi yeh mat karna bahut hi jandh naukhri hai areh bhaiya aab log jaooo koi baaaat nahin jaooo ( u must go and leave and don’t become a police man in life ever )
I laughed at the whole incident and laughed …….

But cant get that on what reasons he left me and my friend and didn’t fined us…


That was on incident that in whole of my memories I rem most….hahahahhahah

i dont want 2 go to school

I don't want to go to school

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

"SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

"MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

"MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

" SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"**********

************MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.

Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."

HOW TO CATCH A LION

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.Implies you caught lion.

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Einstein Method:Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

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Software Engineer Method:Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

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Indian Police Method:Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion .

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Rajnikanth Method :Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime.The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

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Jayalalitha Method:Send Police commissioner Muthukaruppan around 2AM and kill it, while it's sleeping !

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Manirathnam Method (director):Make sure the lion does not get sun light and put the lion in a dark room with a single candle lighted.Keep murmuring something in its ears.The lion will be highly irritated and commit suicide.

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Karan Johar Method (director):Send a lioness into the forest.Our lion and lioness fall in love with each other.Send another lioness in to the forest, followed by another lion.First lion loves the first lioness and the second lion loves the 2nd lioness.But 2nd lioness loves both lions.Now send another lioness (third) into the forest.You don't understand right... Ok....read it after 15 yrs, then also u wont!

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Yash Chopra method (director):Take the lion to Australia or US.. And kill it in a good scenic location.

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Govinda method:Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days. The Lion will drop dead just watching!

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Menaka Gandhi method:Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously.

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George bush method:Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!

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Ravi Shastri method:Ask the lion to bowl at u.U bat for 200 balls and score 1 runLion tired and surrenders

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