i dont want 2 go to school

I don't want to go to school

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

"SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.

"MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

"MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

" SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"**********

************MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old.

Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school."