my first bus journey

ya thats true ki mein betha bus mein han sachi mein......
achi thi ride ek ghanteh mein itneh character ...wow..... impressed by rinding in it .....
pehleh hum behteh aur ek uncle ache se aye...... ur boleh kahan ja rahe ho, aur meri bolene ki aadat ki vajah se purah vivran sunah diya, 'varah mein', uncle just replied 'ok' with a smile he offered me some ground nuts which i refused first but latter i tooked it happily we were going...... at a glance i saw that the uncle didnt had a real foot i mean he was physically hadicaped..... he sawed me that i was watching towards its foot he said ' desh ke liye' mere chehre par ek smile aayi aur meine kaha kaise uncle ( merah barah muh) he just gigled and said jung mein larteh huhe and mein sach keh raha hun---- ush waqt fakar aur confidence dekhne walah tha uncle ke chehre par...... so bus stoped at some stopage and it was the the time him to leave he said to me " tum ache ho "
desh ke liye kuch karna" mere andar toh jaise ush waqt bas kargil par janeh ki deri aur larhne ka maan aa gaya tha par mein ushi bus mein tha... woh sirf unh uncle ka influence tha ush samaye////....
bus mein naye log aaye aur meine sabke chehre dekhe ghor se kyonki sab aalag theh yahi sayad bharat ki ekta mein unekta hai( bad joke) patah chalah conductor badal gaya aur mujhse fir ticket ke liye kaha aur mein... chila parah ''areh kitni bar doh gey''' he replied-- acha thik hai.....
than a aunty camed to me after that..... mujhe laga kya ho gaya paatah nahin lekin unho ne khaha mujhse ''beta yeh ladies seat hai tuh kyon betah'' hai aur mein tohra embarassed hota hua uth karah hua..... (kya karun kabhi betah joh nahin thabus mein) fir aaya naya character just like road side romeo ushne sab larkiyon ko dekha aur mujhe hassi aa gayi ushke ish tarah dekhne par.....woh kuch kisiya sa bus par kuch parhne laga aur meine bhi ush par dhyan fir nahin diya ...... bus ruki aur mujhe seat mil gayi aur fir se conductor change ho gaya..... meine socha abki ishne mujhse pucha toh bas sahmat aayi iski...... lekin abb ki conductor hi merah nayab character tha... han sachi
a aged person with a dirty shirt and pant with decent red teeth smile.... he looked at me and said pehli baar bbethe hain ..... meine kaha aap ko kaise patah .... ushne kaha areh observe kar rahe hain har chiz isliye.... mujhe acha laga kissi ne pucha toh..... fir ushne conductor seat mujhe de di aur wahan bulaya ----- jab zadah bolah woh toh tohra hila hua laga mujhe jaise gay type ho ya feminism zadah ho par achha insaan tha..... ushne mujhe ramayan ke dohe sunye aur kuch bajhan bhi mujhe sunaye acha laga ki aaj itneh vestah(busy) mein bhi log time nikal kar kuch toh bagwan ko yaad kar lethe hain fir usnhe kaha ki woh pehleh haridwar mein pind dan karane walah pandit tha ...... aur believe me mere sareh soch vichar katham ho gaye , mujhe itni zoron ki hassi aayi ki kya bataun.... lekin acha bandah tha merah next stop tha lekin mein wahin conductor ki hi seat par betah raha.... ki tabhi ek larki mere pass ayi aur ushne mujhse patah pucha meine kaha mein first time bus mein betah hun ( patah nahin aisha kyon kaha lekin kaha meine) ushne kaha areh bus mein first time ho lko mein toh nahin ( meine socha yahan delhi walon ka attitude raktah toh sayad puchthi naa lekin bol diya tha) ...... meine kahan acha pucho ushne parcha mujhe deh diya meine parah aur purah samjahya ( conductor yeh sab dekh raha tha woh maan hi maan patah nahin kyon muskuraya) meien kaha kyon bhaiya yeh bus ish pateh tak jayegi ushne bhi patah thik se bataya aur fir meine detail di aur woh ageh chali gayi..... meine kaha vari larki thanks toh keh dethi lekin koi baat nahin...... mein bus se uthra kyonki merah bus stop aa gaya tha bahut kush bhaut hi uthsahit mein uthra aur chal parah .... tabhi woh bus wali larki dikhi aur ushne agey aa ke kaha thanks....... meine kaha its ok ...... fir ushneh kaha 'but thanks' fir meine ushe bye kehteh uhe road cross ki aur sabhi jinko mein milah ek sketch kichteh hue maan mein chal parah agey ki manjil ki uuurrr .....